Tag Archives: Humor
When Are Lyle Lovett and Bizzy Bone going to put out a single together?
So this story begins on Thursday. I was driving to a friend’s house when I hit a speed hump, and immediately after, my car starting shuddering and kind slowed down. I slowed and made it the remaining half mile or … Continue reading
How about a punk band, “Hot Compost?” The first EP would be called Nightcrawlers Potential Tracks: Vermiculture Wars Herbicidal Mania Violet Riot Janie is a Dicot Whoreticulture Mendel is Dead Can you think of any other good ones?
If I were a female cyclist, I would own a bike shop called Menstrual Cycles.
Also, I originally was going to use the tag “musings” to describe “musings” of mine, but that just sounds way too pretentious. So I changed it to Observations. “Musings” seems like you’re trying to be cutesy and clever. You can’t be … Continue reading
The term disgruntled should carry a weight minimum with it; can you imagine a skinny disgruntled person? I think you must have to be heavy and breath loudly in order for this term to be applied to you. That is … Continue reading
This weekend I found a great new way to annoy and confuse people. I texted several of my friends faux-conversation fragments: “I think it’s at 7:30. Who is this?” “It’s over on 57th and Washington. Is this Sal?” “I got … Continue reading
SPACE This one might be too easy. Starman- David Bowie My Moon My Man- Feist Astral Weeks- Van Morrison Space Travel is Boring- Modest Mouse Venus in Furs- The Velvet Underground Astro Man- The Jimi Hendrix Experience Orion- Metallica Spaceboy- The Smashing Pumpkins Planet Telex- Radiohead … Continue reading
Surveillance Mix Man in the Long Black Coat- Bob Dylan Chase Scene- Broken Social Scene Watch that Man- David Bowie How to Disappear Completely- Radiohead The Murder Mystery- The Velvet Underground Secret Meeting- The National Highly Suspicious- My Morning Jacket Police & Thieves- The Clash What’s He Building … Continue reading