Category Archives: Humor

A Compilation We Will Never See

When Are Lyle Lovett and Bizzy Bone going to put out a single together? Advertisements

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Another Fake Band

How about a punk band, “Hot Compost?” The first EP would be called Nightcrawlers Potential Tracks: Vermiculture Wars Herbicidal Mania Violet Riot Janie is a Dicot Whoreticulture Mendel is Dead Can you think of any other good ones?

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I Wish (Sort Of)

If I were a female cyclist, I would own a bike shop called Menstrual Cycles.

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Observations > Musings

Also, I originally was going to use the tag “musings” to describe “musings” of mine, but that just sounds way too pretentious. So I changed it to Observations. “Musings” seems like you’re trying to be cutesy and clever. You can’t be … Continue reading

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Disgruntled.

The term disgruntled should carry a weight minimum with it; can you imagine a skinny disgruntled person? I think you must have to be heavy and breath loudly in order for this term to be applied to you. That is … Continue reading

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What a Nuisance!

This weekend I found a great new way to annoy and confuse people. I texted several of my friends faux-conversation fragments: “I think it’s at 7:30. Who is this?” “It’s over on 57th and Washington. Is this Sal?” “I got … Continue reading

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